My Little Corner of the Net

You Are The Woman

I get hundreds of spam messages every day. Most of them come overnight and I delete them en masse the first time I check my email every morning. Others trickle in throughout the day. Usually I can tell that they are spam and I just delete them. Occasionally I get something with an interesting subject and I open it just out of curiosity.

Today I got a message with the subject "You are the woman." It came from someone with a real (or perhaps real sounding) name, someone I had never heard of before. It was obviously spam, after all, the last time I checked I was clearly not a woman–not that I have to check to know that. I was curious though, so I opened it up. The message was just a few lines of text, no graphics or HTML markup. The irony though was that it was advertising Viagra, a product for which no woman would have a use.

The Spam problem is getting out of hand. True, some of my email addresses have been published on several websites that I've designed or contributed to, so I may end up with more spam than the average person. We used to publish our addresses freely, without fear, so that our users could contact us. We never expected anyone to harvest our addresses; that would have been unethical. But like in any industry, all it takes is one person to break it and anything resembling a code of ethics is a thing of the past.

What can we do about all of this spam? Not much in my opinion. The Internet is global, so government legislation against sending spam is pretty much useless if the spam originates outside of the jurisdiction of the government making the law. Government intervention runs the risk of stopping legitimate business email, but in my opinion won't stop the spammers–after all, laws just keep honest people honest. The way spammers operate these days makes it virtually impossible to track down who's actually sending the messages anyway.

Perhaps the best strategy of dealing with spam is the strategy that our parents taught us to deal with the school yard bully who taunted us–just ignore it. If no one ever pays any attention to the spam we receive and just delete it, the spammers won't be able to make any money and will resort to some other form of targeting us. Of course that will probably piss us off just as much. But by then we'll hopefully have the technology worked to reduce the spammers to a pile of dust the minute they do something we don't like.

Postcards from Mars

First color image of Mars

The first color images of Mars are back from the Mars rover Spirit. Wicked cool! Brings me back to the days when I dreamed of becoming an astronaut.

Type in Your Own Handwriting

While reading Zeldman this morning, I came across this interesting site. Have you ever gotten one of those annoying marketing pieces in the mail where the president of some company has sent you a "personal" letter telling you why you need his product? It looks as if the writer has handwritten the letter to you personally (but obviously hasn't). Well, now boys and girls, you can do the exact same thing to all of your friends!

Check out Fontifier, the easy way to create your own font. Print their template, fill it out, scan it, and upload a GIF image, and voila, you have your very own personal TrueType font.

The site is a little confusing at first (as Zeldman points out, click on the instructions under each of the numbers). They also mention that you may need to rotate your scanned image "so that the template is in the correct orientation" but never specify what the correct orientation is. My first upload failed because I had the image in portrait orientation when it should have been landscape.

My end result: a font that looks "sorta like" my handwriting. My lowercase 'c' looks uppercase and my lowercase 'm' floats way above the baseline. I also have the tendency to connect certain letters, such as the 't' and 'h' in the word 'the,' which obviously doesn’t happen in the computer-generated text. If you write in cursive or a mix of print and cursive, this tool probably won't generate anything close to what your real handwriting looks like.

I'll probably never have a use for my personal font, but I thought the tool was kind of cool just the same. File this one under "I did it because I could."`

Nice Work Red Sox!

They didn’t make it to the World Series, but the Red Sox did a great job holding their own in a seven games against the Yankees in the ALCS. Way to go!

A little girl went to her second grade class one day and the teacher said “I’m a Yankees fan. Who else is a Yankees fan?” The whole class raised their hands except for the little girl, so the teacher asked her, “Whats your favorite team?”
When the little girl said the Red Sox, the teacher asked her why and she answered, “My mom and dad are Red Sox fans, so I am a Red Sox fan.”

The teacher became annoyed and so she asked, “Well if your dad was an idiot and your mom was an idiot, what would that make you?” The little girl replied “That would make me a Yankees fan.”

English Lesson

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Pirtty amzanig huh?

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