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Signing and Background Noise

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

Why is it that, when I run into someone I know who is deaf while I am at the gym or out walking or whatever, I have to stop my iPod to have a conversation, but I work I can be on the phone having a spoken conversation with one person while having a second one, in sign, at the same time. It seems that the latter should be more difficult given that I have to actively pay attention to two things at once, yet I find the “background noise” of the iPod more distracting.

Golf Ball Determines Election in Monroe County Village

Thursday, March 17th, 2005

As reported today in the Rochester Democrat & Chronicle, a golf ball decided the fate of two village board candidates in Honeoye Falls. Both candidates tied for second place in the race for two open seats. Since the village had no law in place for dealing with such an event, state law mandated that the winner be selected by lottery. Rather than drawing straws or tossing a coin, four golf balls were marked—two with a one and two with a two—and placed in a jar. The mayor then shook up the jar and pulled a number two ball, meaning a victory for the incumbent.

Bowling for Soup

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005

Have you ever loved a song you’ve heard on the radio for no apparent reason? That’s the way I feel right now for Bowling for Soup’s 1985. I have no idea why I like the song so much, other than the fact that it has a good beat and catchy lyrics. I suppose I can relate to it to some degree, although I was only eight years old in 1985 and, while I still like listening to some 80’s music now, I don’t think that I’m stuck in the 80’s. I don’t drive a yellow SUV, either (although I do drive a black version of the SUV that got the yellow SUV craze started).

The song has a cool video, too complete with parodies of 80’s icons Robert Palmer, George Michael, and Poison (who were they again?). I can’t figure out why I’m so hooked on this song! I like it so much I even cashed in a Pepsi iTunes credit to get it.

Maybe I should go seek professional help…

Romainian Couple Names Baby Yahoo

Friday, January 14th, 2005

Update: Turns out this was all a hoax. See what The Register has to say about it.

A Romanian couple who met on Yahoo and later married just had a baby. So, to honor the Internet service, they named their new son Yahoo.

According to an article on Boost Marketing, Cornelia and Nonu Dragoman wanted to show thier gratitude to the website that is so important to them. “We named him Lucian Yahoo, one name after my father and the other from the computer,” said Cornelia. “These were the two elements which guided my life.”

I wonder what Dorothy Com thinks of this.

You Are The Woman

Monday, April 5th, 2004

I get hundreds of spam messages every day. Most of them come overnight and I delete them en masse the first time I check my email every morning. Others trickle in throughout the day. Usually I can tell that they are spam and I just delete them. Occasionally I get something with an interesting subject and I open it just out of curiosity.

Today I got a message with the subject "You are the woman." It came from someone with a real (or perhaps real sounding) name, someone I had never heard of before. It was obviously spam, after all, the last time I checked I was clearly not a woman–not that I have to check to know that. I was curious though, so I opened it up. The message was just a few lines of text, no graphics or HTML markup. The irony though was that it was advertising Viagra, a product for which no woman would have a use.

The Spam problem is getting out of hand. True, some of my email addresses have been published on several websites that I've designed or contributed to, so I may end up with more spam than the average person. We used to publish our addresses freely, without fear, so that our users could contact us. We never expected anyone to harvest our addresses; that would have been unethical. But like in any industry, all it takes is one person to break it and anything resembling a code of ethics is a thing of the past.

What can we do about all of this spam? Not much in my opinion. The Internet is global, so government legislation against sending spam is pretty much useless if the spam originates outside of the jurisdiction of the government making the law. Government intervention runs the risk of stopping legitimate business email, but in my opinion won't stop the spammers–after all, laws just keep honest people honest. The way spammers operate these days makes it virtually impossible to track down who's actually sending the messages anyway.

Perhaps the best strategy of dealing with spam is the strategy that our parents taught us to deal with the school yard bully who taunted us–just ignore it. If no one ever pays any attention to the spam we receive and just delete it, the spammers won't be able to make any money and will resort to some other form of targeting us. Of course that will probably piss us off just as much. But by then we'll hopefully have the technology worked to reduce the spammers to a pile of dust the minute they do something we don't like.


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